Wednesday, January 21
An extinguished candle
I think the title sums it all up, but it is a gloomy time in ones life when someone in the family has left to reach god........
My Grandfather's brother died recently and it still stays like an irritation when I am constantly reminded that he is no more!
Though the first time I got to stay with him and spend some time was just this New year's time and it is amazing that so less a time could leave a mark in my life!
It is surprising how quickly bonds are made, especially those of love. I shared a very special bond with him.
I am proud at least of the fact that he knew that I would become a doctor! I really wanted him to have seen me become one!
I am sure now that I will fulfill my dream and step into his steps! It gives me immense pleasure to look at the way his patients bonded with him!
"Dear Grandpa you shared a very warm place in our hearts and your presence will always be felt forever. I can never forget the way you conducted yourself and the way you kept saying, 'he has a lot of exposure!' I will never forget the inheritance you left me. The books that you have collected so carefully since a long time. Nothing else could have been a better good-bye gift!"
Tuesday, January 20
Irish intelligence
Irish Maths Test
An Irishman applied for a job on a construction site, but the foreman wouldn't hire him until he passed a simple maths test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" The Irishman says, "Dat is easy," and proceeded to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asked.
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," said the Irishman.
"Fair enough," said the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Irishman stared into space for a while, then picked up the picture that he has just drawn and made a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratched his head and said, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss was getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Irishman, so he said, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The Irishman stared into space some more, then he picked up the picture again and made a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."
The boss looked at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
The Irishman leaned forward and pointed to the marks at the base of each tree and said, "A little dog came along and crapped by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred."
"So, when do I start?"
This joke was forwarded to me by my sister after ages when I thought she had forgotten me! l find it so funny even now considering the fact that I have forgiven her for not having written to me so long!
When we get angry unnecessarily we forget what love means to us...... We hardly care for the relationship that has taken so long to establish.
Then there are these little innocent jokes that keep reminding us about the warm ties we share and the value of those bonds.
An Irishman applied for a job on a construction site, but the foreman wouldn't hire him until he passed a simple maths test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" The Irishman says, "Dat is easy," and proceeded to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asked.
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," said the Irishman.
"Fair enough," said the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Irishman stared into space for a while, then picked up the picture that he has just drawn and made a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratched his head and said, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss was getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Irishman, so he said, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The Irishman stared into space some more, then he picked up the picture again and made a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."
The boss looked at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
The Irishman leaned forward and pointed to the marks at the base of each tree and said, "A little dog came along and crapped by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred."
"So, when do I start?"
This joke was forwarded to me by my sister after ages when I thought she had forgotten me! l find it so funny even now considering the fact that I have forgiven her for not having written to me so long!
When we get angry unnecessarily we forget what love means to us...... We hardly care for the relationship that has taken so long to establish.
Then there are these little innocent jokes that keep reminding us about the warm ties we share and the value of those bonds.
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